Sometimes You Fuck Up, But Does That Make You a Fuck-Up?

Sometimes you fuck up. I do it, you do it, we’ve all done it. My boy St. Paul knew it when he said “for all have sinned…” The great Hannah Montana knew it when she said, “Everybody makes mistakes. Everybody has those days.” Nobody’s perfect, you know? To me there’s two kinds of fucking up.Continue reading “Sometimes You Fuck Up, But Does That Make You a Fuck-Up?”

A Single Day’s Worth of QR Codes

I’ve become increasingly fascinated by QR codes. I don’t know what QR stands for, and I have no intention of looking it up, but I wanted to take a look at the QR codes that I’d see on a typical day. So I’m in my last semester of university, so I live in a houseContinue reading “A Single Day’s Worth of QR Codes”

The Worst Essay I’ve Ever Written

Okay, I think I just wrote the worst essay I’ve ever written. In my entire life. And I think it will remain as the worst essay that I will write in my entire life. I was born [at some point in the 1900s], and I will die [sometime in the 2000s], and within that time,Continue reading “The Worst Essay I’ve Ever Written”