High Movie Review #010: history of the entire world, i guess

history of the entire world, i guess is a movie that was released on May 10, 2017 by bill wurtz on youtube. It tells the story of the last 13.8 billion years in the span of 19 minutes and 25 seconds. So obviously it’s fast paced the entire way through. EXCEPT right at the beginning.Continue reading “High Movie Review #010: history of the entire world, i guess”

Stuck on Specks

I am currently stuck in Denver, Colorado. All flights out of Denver International Airport, including mine, got canceled yesterday due to a blizzard. I haven’t been around snow that much during my life, but apparently this is one of the worst blizzards on record in Denver. I was at a ski resort about 100 milesContinue reading “Stuck on Specks”

Who is the Hero of Robin Hood [1973]?

Robin Hood was released in 1973. Produced by Walt Disney Productions and distributed by Buena Vista Distribution The film is a re-telling of a story from English folklore. The legend of Robin Hood, Maid Marian, Little John, Friar Tuck, the Sheriff of Nottingham, Prince John, and King Richard. All these characters are portrayed by animalsContinue reading “Who is the Hero of Robin Hood [1973]?”

High Movie Review #009: Casablanca

You know how some books get called the “Great American Novel” by literary experts, fans, and critics? And how it’s like it’s a great novel written by an American, but it’s also a novel that encapsulates a certain “American” spirit. It explores the American soul, so to speak. And it’s books like To Kill aContinue reading “High Movie Review #009: Casablanca”

High Movie Review #008: Peter Pan

This is one of the most nostalgic movies of my life. It’s one of the most nostalgic movies of a lot of people’s lives. By the nature of its subject, the never-ending childhood, it is a nostalgic movie. It produces nostalgia. As a kid, it’s a super fun movie! With pirates and adventure! But asContinue reading “High Movie Review #008: Peter Pan”

High Movie Review #007: Alice in Wonderland

Okay, now THIS is a movie to watch while high. It’s part of the whole psychedelic, stoner, drug culture thing. The colors, the whimsical nature of it, the weird fanciful story, it all adds to the weed/psychedelic drug culture. But that hippie/hipster/druggie thing didn’t really seem to be the mainstream until the second half ofContinue reading “High Movie Review #007: Alice in Wonderland”

10 Films to See Before You Face the Cold Void of Death and Cease to Exist and Everyone Forgets You [Part 2]

5. 2001: A Space Odyssey 2001: A Space Odyssey is a film that speaks to you like you’re a human being instead of speaking to you like you’re a customer. It’s more thought-provoking than entertaining, though I would say that it is still entertaining, in its own way.  The film spans hundreds of millennia, fromContinue reading “10 Films to See Before You Face the Cold Void of Death and Cease to Exist and Everyone Forgets You [Part 2]”

10 Films to See Before You Face the Cold Void of Death and Cease to Exist and Everyone Forgets You [Part 1]

You will die one day. There’s going to be a day when you die. I’m going to die as well. I don’t want to. I’m scared of that. It sounds horrible. I don’t want to do that!! There are only a limited amount of movies you will see before your fateful day, the day youContinue reading “10 Films to See Before You Face the Cold Void of Death and Cease to Exist and Everyone Forgets You [Part 1]”

High Movie Review #006: Cinderella

Cinderelly, Cinderelly, something something Cinderelly. That song really gets stuck in my head, and now, perhaps it might be stuck in yours. The power of words at work. So Cinderella’s parents are dead. Because of that, she lives with her stepmother, an absolute BITCH named Lady Tremaine and her two daughters who are annoying asContinue reading “High Movie Review #006: Cinderella”

High Movie Review #005: Bambi

I love deer. I think they are among the most majestic creatures on this effing planet!  Bambi is about the passing of time, getting older. From the day we are born, moments pass. We struggle to walk, to talk, we learn new words. We meet new people, we make friends, and sometimes those friends findContinue reading “High Movie Review #005: Bambi”