Welcome to the internet, young man
An extra universe we’ve made
Fits right in your pocket
Sits right on your desk
Pretty women? Course they’re here
Infinite in number, in fact
Some joke, some dance, and some fuck
Quite a paradise we’ve made
But know this, young man,
None of them will ever help you
Ever
So let’s put the phone down, get out there
Try to get good at something
Anything
Lefty Forrester 